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Monday, February 22, 2010

Bode Gets His Gold


So yesterday was basically awesome if you're an American. Not only did we ice skate better than the Canadians, but the coolest dude in the Olympics, Bode Miller, won gold in the super-combined event. Winning gold in this event means you're the best skier in the world. It's not like winning gold in downhill or slalom, it's like winning gold both at the same time. I bet Bode gets diamonds encrusted in it to show that it's better than a normal gold medal. Both he and Lindsey Vonn are sticking it to foreigners and winning golds with significant injuries. Just one more reason why I think America's the best country country and all others just aren't as good. That used to be called patriotism.

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