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Monday, February 15, 2010

Athlete of the Day---Wolf "the Dentist" Stansson


Wolf Stansson, in case you haven't been brushing up on your Mighty Ducks history, is the coach of team Iceland at the Goodwill Games in D2. He's known as the dentist because he knocks people's fucking blocks off. He was a star in the NHL until he punched out his coach and was banned from the league and deported (a little harsh I think). He's also known for slashing Bombay's ACL in a game of one on one. He's such a classic villain for the 90s because, like many European bad guys in movies, he has blond hair blue eyes and speaks with a scary German or Russian accent. Smells like either an Aryan Nazi or a Soviet Commi to me. Stansson and team Iceland do not prevail at the Goodwill games. He tried to place the blame all on Gunner Stahl (Iceland's hall of fame middle school hockey player) when he says "Gunner, you lost it for me" but Gunner replies "You lost it for yourself." Boom. Hammer dropped. Anyway, the dentist basically got bent over a desk in this movie, plus he still owes Bombay a beach ball.

PS, aren't team Icelands uniforms like identical to the Hawks? How bout some variety Disney

PPS, I thought Bombay said Gunner was going to do a triple deke to the glove side. All he did was switch the puck back and forth and then pull up from 20 feet. What an horrible and ineffective move. I thought this kid was fancy Bombay. When has anyone ever pulled up from deep on a penalty shot? haha

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  2. Haha

    WTDS was on "Arrow." He played Helena's father

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