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Monday, February 22, 2010

Andray Blatche is a Fucking Star


I've said it ever since he came into the league 4 years ago. Andray Blatche probably isn't a name you've heard much unless you're a Wizards fan or are severely into the NBA. He is beyond freakishly talented. It's hard to explain how talented he is because you have to watch him to understand. He's 7 feet tall, ultra coordinated, has awesome fundamentals, and is cocky as shit. He gets rebounds and, if the outlet isn't there, just takes off down the court dribbling like a guard coast to coast for a lay up or dunk. How many 7 footers can do that? I'll give you a hint. It rhymes with hero. He's had some issues with complaining about not getting shots, but with Jamison gone, he'll get plenty. In fact, since Jamison was traded, Blatche has averaged 25 points 10.3 rebounds shooting 60% from the field in 32 minutes. He's only 23, so look for Blatche to turn into a perennial all star for a decade to come.

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