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Monday, February 22, 2010

Quote of the Day



"I believe nicotine plus caffeine equals protein."
- John Daly

Daly is one of the most recognizable and controversial players to ever play golf. He has a unique personality that attitude that makes him either someone you hate or someone you love. Personally, I think he is the shit because he can hit the ball far as fuck. Daly has been known more for his drinking, smoking, and gambling habits than his golf game. He also slams like a 12 pack of diet coke a round to go along with a few packs of cigs. That can't be good for you. His last run in with the law was in 2008 when he was detained outside a Hooters for being shithammered. A lot of people think Daly has been a waste of talent. He's only earned 5 PGA victories in his career. However, he admitted in his autobiography that he's lost somewhere between $50-$60 million dollars gambling over the last 15 years. If you can earn and lose that much money being a "waste of talent" then sign me up. Long John has recently made a comeback to the PGA after losing a shitload of weight and seems for the moment to have moved on from his past struggles.

1 comment:

  1. That's how he got trim...it is all about being losing weight and still knowing how to party

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