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Tuesday, February 9, 2010

Get Your Dancin Shoes We're Going to the NIT


So the Heels are probably NIT bound for the first time in the Roy Williams era. Sweet. I think Roy would rather spend a few weeks in a POW camp than have the embarrassment of having the defending national champions play in that fucking JV tournament. If the NCAA tournament is "the big dance" then the NIT is like one of those dances your church puts on the same night as prom for the fucking losers who couldn't find a date or didn't get invited. Everyone there is bitter as fuck and to make matters worse, the chaperones try to make it cool by playing clean versions of rap songs even though you're not allowed to dance with anyone in a sexual manner. Like the NCAA tries to make the NIT seem big time by putting games on tv even though nobody watches them. They should make playing games on tv optional and teams should have the option to not accept a trophy for winning. If Carolina plays and wins I guarantee they don't want to bring a trophy back to school to put in the trophy case. That's just embarrassing. Roy would probably "accidentally" drop it off a 10 story building. I wonder if you can deny an invitation to play like you can turn down a shitty bowl game in college football. That would be the route I would take. I don't think Roy wants this season to extend any longer than he has to. In fact, I think he would just call it quits now if he could. Actually, judging by his latest press conference, he already has.

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