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Monday, April 12, 2010

Sweet Ed.


Words can't describe how pissed off I am at Ed Davis. He's leaving to go to the NBA after a freshmen season which he spent coming off the bench and a short and an extremely weak sophomore season where he spent more time in the trainers office than in the gym. He let all the hype that surrounded him at the beginning of the season get to his retarded head. Whoever it was said back in October that Ed Davis might have the most NBA potential should be tarred, feathered, forced to ride backwards on a donkey down in front of everyone to the nearest airport, and fucking DEPORTED. If it was Chad Ford, I'll do it myself. It's because of guys like him that we have this problem in college basketball. He gets readers by saying that young, immature players have "high ceilings" or that they "could be the next ____(insert Hall of Famer)." I mean of course these guys read the stuff that "draft experts" write about them, and you know all their friends and family do. This shit happens every year. Ed Davis was supposed to be part of the most dominant frontcourt in the NCAA next year. Now what do we have? Tyler Zeller, who is talented but softer than a fucking pillow, John Hensen, who will be sweet when he figures out where the cafeteria is on campus, and the disgustingly awkward Wear brothers. They literally look like a couple bulls in a china shop when they play. I've said that the Heels are going to win the championship next year because Harrison Barnes, Reggie Bullock, and Kendall Marshall are coming. I just don't know now because we really needed a little experience. The starting line up is looking like it'll be 3 freshmen, 1 sophomore, and a Tyler Zeller, who I guess is a "junior," but he's been hurt so much that he probably doesn't even have a full season of game experience when you think about his total number of games played.

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