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Friday, April 16, 2010

Dude Ralph Sampsons on Little Girl


So this 21 year old weirdo Matthew Clemmens purposefully puked on an off duty cop and his 11 year old daughter. He apparently did this because his friend had gotten kicked out of the game. There is nothing in the world that would warrant Ralph Sampsoning on a child. I'm sorry. That's worse than murder. And it's not like he was throwing up and purposefully directed it at them. He stuck his fingers down his throat to make himself do it. I mean what innovation. What if puking on people becomes the new thing like spitting on someone. You called me a fag? Wait a second...BRAAAAAA. What now dude?

Wait a minute...Doesn't he look like our most recent shithammered athlete?



Weird

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