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Saturday, April 17, 2010

Ben Roethlisberger: A Creeper's Perspective


This blog was written and emailed to me by a frequent Sports on the Reg follower and avid sports fan. Thanks RPB.

Everyone that has been through college has creeped on girls. It just is the way things are done now a days. The difference between us regular creepy college guys and Ben Roethliscreeper is that we generally quit it once we graduate. If we don't, we at least keep it within bounds. This clown pulled out his junk in a crowded bar, had his goon squad block the door and had sex with a 20 year old. Equally as embarrassing, he was in a bar in Milledgeville, Georgia. I can think of a fuck of a lot better places to be in the offseason if I were making badass coin as a superstar NFL quarterback.

By now, my suspicion that Big Fuck Up is a bad person is clearly confirmed. The counter to my opinion, of course, is that he been convicted of no crimes. That doesn't matter. Trouble has followed this guy ever since he crashed his motorcycle (no helmet). Now that he has creeped across state lines, it is glaringly obvious that Ben is a pudgy freak with a problem. One incident is no big deal-- as long as you come back and win some rings, the public will quickly forget about one accuser (Kobe). When multiple allegations come out, there is obviously a trend of misbehavior too big to be forgotten (Tiger). Confirmed or not, it is more than enough for the Steelers to ship him.

P.S. It is obvious to me that Ben is way worse of a person than Michael Vick ever was or will be. Think about it, Ben has ruined lives: the girls, the cop that had to resign. The only life Michael Vick ever ruined was his own, and a few dogs...I guess.

1 comment:

  1. what's equally disturbing, i think, is that his goon squad aided in this disgusting encounter by blocking the door after he probably ordered them to in some drunken stupor

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