Jake Berman is the little kid who blows nose bubbles and wrecks shit in the movie The Little Giants. The Bermanator won the big game for the the Giants when he picked up the ball on the second fumble during the Annexation of Puerto Rico and ran it in for a touchdown. I mean this was the kid who weighed 1 pound when he was born, spent the first 6 months of his life in an incubator, and has an allergy problem like you wouldn't believe. But hey, his shrink told him he should get out more. There are two things you need to know about the Bermanator if you want to avoid verbal and physical abuse. Nobody calls him a diphead except his sister, and DO NOT talk about his mama. If you abide by these rules you might stand a chance.
So the Guys at the morgue can identify the bodies
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