Tonight Can't Miss Premiere

The Mike Vick Project. BET's new reality series will focus on Mike Vick and his tumultuous road back to the NFL. The show will also focus on his troubled child and the fallout from his legal troubles.

I would rather spend the whole night strapped to a chair while being forced to listen to fingernails being dragged across a chalkboard than watch this. I mean, is this really necessary Mike? We all know you're only sorry because you got caught. If you hadn't, you'd still be as Bad Newz as ever, fighting and killing dogs, wasting your money on retarded investments, and bailing your moronic brother out of jail for getting DUI's with 15 year old girls. Having an 8-episode miniseries isn't going to get you out of bankruptcy court either, Mike.

The show's examination of his childhood is just some lame attempt to justify why it was in his nature to commit crimes. You were given an opportunity to do something everyone in this country dreams about, and you did it well. You were paid too well. All this and you can't shake your idiot friends from home? They can't be that cool. You should have just bought new friends. Tons of athletes have been able to free themselves from the neighborhood and go on to be successful, respectable members of society. Apparently, you missed the boat.
By the way, Mike came out today and said that he wants to be a starter next year and that he believes he is a top-10 quarterback in the league right now. Wow, I didn't know he was this stupid. Mike was barely top-10 before he got caught killing pups.