Dustin Johnson, the dude from Myrtle Beach who can hit a golf ball farther than fuck and got that DUI, has won at Pebble for the second straight year. Yeah sweet I guess. He SOMEHOW managed to hold off a charging David Duval while shooting a miserable 74. I mean this isn't 2001 Dustin. David Duval has no intimidation factor on tour anymore. I can't imagine you standing over every shot about to shit yourself because David Duval is breathing down your neck. Talk about a career falling off a cliff. You know how sometimes when you drop something it kinda breaks or it like breaks into a bunch of pieces, but you can still tell what it was? Yeah that didn't happen to Duvals career. Authorities searched for the remains but there was nothing. Completely obliterated. Or maybe Tiger found it and threw it in the incinerator with all the positive paternity tests. Either way, Dustin tried to fold, and this indicates that he will fold the next time a credible name poses a threat on Sunday.
PS, check out those glassy eyes in his mug shot. You know he was hammered....or crying
You're a fuckin jibronie
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