Luke Walton is the small forward for the Los Angeles Lakers and the son of one of the greatest outlet passers after grabbing a board, Bill Walton. Today's post is simply a dedication to how fucking awesome Luke's life must be. Not only does Luke have his family wealth to live off, he has made plenty of money on his own being a perfect role player for the Lakers. There is no pressure on Walton except to come in the game, get a few boards, and make a few bounce passes. His stats at the University of Arizona are quite impressive with him averaging 15 points, 7 rebs, and 6 assists throughout his career...not too shabby. Secondly, Walton gets to live in LA and go out with his main man Jordan Farmar every weekend to get absolutely shit-canned. Walton comes from a great pedigree of getting wasted because if you watch college basketball you have heard about Wild Bill smoking the devil's lettuce in the middle of an intersection at UCLA protesting the Vietnam War. Luke even has a tattoo of 4 grateful dead skeletons holding basketballs which represent Luke and his brothers (see picture).
"In December 2008, a woman pleaded no contest to charges of stalking Walton; she was arrested after she pulled up to Walton's car and pretended to fire gunshots at him with her hand. She was sentenced to three years' probation, told to attend weekly counseling sessions for a year and ordered to stay away for three years from Walton's home and from the Lakers' games and practices." If that isn't enough evidence to show how cool Luke Walton is I don't know what else there is to say.
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