If you're in the mood for making millions of dollars without working then heed my advice. Here are my 100% lockdown guaranfuckintees for tonight's basketball games.
Take the Nets +16 in Cleveland. Yeah the Cavs are going to bone the nets so hard it'll look like the first matchup between the the Eden Hall varsity squad and the freshmen Ducks in D3. Varsity had Banksy for that one though. The Cavs will have a 20 point lead early in the 4th and pull the starters allowing the Nets to cut it to like 10 and make it look like they didn't just get fucked.
Take Georgetown -5 against Providence. Ignore the fact that the Hoyas lost to South Florida and look at how bad they made Villanova look on Saturday. Plus, Greg Monroe is the next Tim Duncan.
Bet your life and a loved one's that Kentucky doesn't cover the 15.5 point spread against Bama. No fucking way. Kentucky really doesn't blow teams out that much this year because they're so young and immature.
I am in to getting rich, and thats exactly what I did last night. I followed Jesus's advice, and won on every bet. Thanks Jesus.
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