Lebron to the Wizards?

So rumors have been circulating about the Wizards trying to clear cap space to sign Lebron James this summer, and he might actually be interested. Lebron has also been linked to the Knicks and the Nets, and after watching him sit courtside at the Kentucky Vandy game, I am 100% certain that he will go to the team that gets the #1 draft pick. He's building a relationship with John Wall and calling it just being interested in a young talent. What a front. He just wants to sign with the NBA's worst team who will draft Wall and win a championship that year. Think about it. It would be the story of the century, and having that in his repertoire of accomplishments would give him something that Jordan and Kobe don't have and will never have. He's realizing that his title as a savior in Cleveland is fading because he still hasn't won a championship. Time to move on the the next town Bron.

Back to the possibility of the Wizards signing him. At first I was on board because we're struggling so much and need a change, but actually seeing someone more credible than me (Bill Simmons) write about it, I have had a change of heart. I hate Lebron James. I hate everything about the way he carries himself on and off the court. I'm not gonna lie and say I haven't gone OHHH after some of his dunks, but that's just an uncontrollable reflex I have when people dunk the fuck out of the ball. It doesn't know who dunked it. Anyway, I just can't look past his history of Wizard bashing. I don't know how some teams (yankees) do it and still sleep at night. It'd be like Carolina firing Roy and signing Coach K. That's an exaggeration considering it would probably lead to the Apocalypse, but its a similar situation. If I'm completely wrong about it all being about who gets Wall, then Bron has a tough choice to make. Does he want to live the superstar life in New York City, join his amigo Jay-Z's empire in New Jersey, lib out with Obama in DC, or try to start a movie career in LA (it's bound to happen sooner or later)? I can only speculate what might be going on in that arrogant head of yours Lebron.

PS, sorry Tiny

PPS, how fucking strong is Roger Mason? Bron either looks like he got shot or is about to fall to his knees, cry and be like WHY GOD WHYYY