Tiger Apologizes

As everyone knows, Tiger Woods issued a scripted apology on TV today. Personally, I thought it was exactly what he should have done, and he handled it well. HOWEVER, Tiger, buddy, why the fuck would you go and tell America that you're a Buddhist? If there's any question over whether he wrote the apology or not, there's your answer. Buddhism is about as popular in
America as like Haitian Voodoo (below). If you're looking to get the middle to upper class white men and women back on your side, don't go telling people that you were a Christian, but you've recently gone back to Buddhism like when you were a kid. That's PR 101. If you aren't a Christian, leave religion out of it. So if people can just look beyond that like nugget of information, Tiger is on the right track to getting his image back. Maybe he should have gone with the TO approach.






"You no help me now, I say Fuck you Jobu! I do it myself"