In the spirit of the IM dodgeball season getting under way, I thought I would write about one of the most dominant figures in the history of the ADAA (the American Dodgeball Association of America). With his charisma, inflated dick, and affinity for breaking mental and physicals sweats, White captured the hearts of many dodgeball enthusiasts. His one liners were amazing from "Hey I'm White W-H-I-T....E" to "Cram it in your cramhole, LaFleur." He is an innovator when it comes to wooing women. He made the aggressive approach cool again. I mean he fired "the bank lady" so that they could date, then he had Michelle chauffeur him to her house on a Vespa wearing a sweet outfit straight out of a Bee Gees music video. He was probably wearing Sex Panther too. The games were over when she made him bleed his own blood. You just don't do that to a guy like White. Anyway, White assembles a team of roided freaks and a tranny from Romanovia or whatever and they head to Vegas. White was a pioneer and a showman on the dodgeball court. His take no prisoners attitude got him all the way to the finals where he got fucked by Chuck Norris because of some by-law and a foot fault. Serena should have taken a page from the White Goodman textbook when she got called for a foot fault. White got up in the ref's face and said "I am out here, busting my butt, and you come in with a bush-league call like that? BULLCRAP!" Serena just went with a straight death threat. Neither technique proved to be effective, but White didn't get fined. Sportsmanship in its purest form.
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