Are there any movie characters more badass than the classic 90s golf villain? Yeah Shooter McGavin was sweet and all that, but he can't touch David Simms. Personally I don't really understand what he did to be considered the bad guy (besides hating women children and dogs). He runs shit on the course and dresses sweet. If there was a book on how to dress arrogant and badass (yeah you can do that) Simms wrote it. People seem to overlook the fact that if you want to be awesome at golf you have to walk around like you own the fucking place. Everyone made a big deal about him firing Cup after after he smoked that 3 wood onto the green, but I mean what self respecting pro golfer would let their caddie show them up at a charity event? Also what sort of rude old people bring their grandchild beyond the designated autograph place to try to steal a cheap signature. He was just trying to enjoy a post-round cig and had already fulfilled his autograph duties. Plus he doesn't go to that old guys job asking for his autograph.
PS, that 7 iron he hit is "still goin"
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