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Wednesday, February 17, 2010

Ravens Stadium = Murdaland Alley


If the Ravens and the city of Baltimore didn't have enough image problems to begin with, they certainty do now. Today, the Ravens announced that they have signed convicted felon Donte Stallworth to a one year deal. Stallworth will team up with fellow murder Ray Lewis to form a dangerous core of convicts that will lead the 2010 Ravens on the field. When the Ravens storm out of the tunnel on gameday its going to look like a jailbreak. I don't understand why they thought it was a good idea to bring another criminal into a city that averages like 300 murders a year. Stallworth isn't even that good; he only had like 170 yds in 11 games for the Browns last year. The Ravens should have gone out and gotten Brandon Marshall, he can actually play and he doesn't get arrested for killing people, just beating bitches up.

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