So I just got off the phone with God, and I got the scoop on what's going down tonight in college basketball. First you take Kentucky -11 at home versus Ole Miss. John Wall now has a chip on his shoulder which is horrible news for the Rebels. I'm guessing Wall will end the game with 25 points 8 assists 4 steals and 3 broken Rebel ankles as a stat line. Demarcus Cousins has an irremovable chip on his shoulder that he should probably get checked out. His stat line will probably be 18 points 13 rebs and 3 Calipari benchings for temper tantrums, and 2 elbows thrown. Rebel bodies, jock straps, and egos will be left on the floor for the janitor to clean up.
Next, you take Michigan +2 over Northwestern. I don't know a whole lot about this matchup other than the fact that Beilein will whip that team into shape eventually and you just can't pass up a spread like that against Northwestern.
Finally, for a night cap you take #9 BYU -19 at home against TCU. This is where we separate the men from the boys. Hopefully you'll have some liquor courage in you because take a -19 spread sober can be tough, but trust me on this one. BYU doesn't just win at home. They bone teams so hard that they all leave Provo as newly converted Mormons.
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