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Wednesday, February 17, 2010

"Whoa! Devoured!"


I came across this video yesterday when I was looking around for blog worthy videos on youtube. I have to say, this video is confusing, hilarious, troubling, and remarkable all at the same time. First, how the fuck did the raptor do that? It happened so fast. Second, the commentator acted like he had just seen a sweet block or something, then he tries to add some color by saying "that's, that's wrong. Tough night." Third, it's troubling because the Raptor just strolls off the court with the cheerleader still in there. I mean how obvious is it that the creep inside the suit was pulling off a varsity level abduction? How is he not stopped by security? He just devours her then dips. No fooling around. He was all business, and I'm sure his friend was waiting in the parking lot in the van. The announcer makes the uncomfortable, "I'm half kidding but not really" comment of "well there goes the raptor, and we're never gonna hear from that cheerleader again."


PS, if you have any information on the whereabouts of this cheerleader, please contact the Toronto Police (pictured below)

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