Soccer Douche Gets Whats Coming to Him

Is this kid in the blue jersey serious? Who stands in front of a throw-in covering their nuts? Now that I think of it, why is this kid even standing in front a throw-in in the first place? It's a throw-in dude, you can't block it. You're doing no good standing there looking like a jackass covering up your one nut from a throw that has no chance of hitting you in the nuts. Now, because this kid looks like the type of scrawny bitch who scores a goal and runs around with his shirt off, No.16 in white decides to teach him a little lesson about establishing dominance. No. 16 has obviously planned this whole thing out. He even throws in a flashy, but necessary front handspring for extra power to ensure this kid needs plastic surgery to fix his face that just got rearranged. After No.16 casually jogs away after demolishing this kids grill, I'm pretty sure I heard him say, "O'Doyle Rules". Lesson of the Day: Don't be an annoying d-bag during games unless you want to get decapitated by a 100mpg soccer ball to the face.