My friend sent me this article about some Bama fans naming their kid Crimson Tide Redd. This is wrong. That's almost worse than naming your kid Harry Richard Johnson, but not quite as bad as naming a girl something like Lexus or Krystal. Alabama fans are a different breed of people. They somehow find a way to say the words "roll Tide" in every single conversation. But hey, that's better than Who Dat right? Thank God that's over. Anyway, I feel bad for this kid. He's fucked no matter what. Think about when he goes to college. If I had a name like that I'd be embarrassed to go anywhere. Especially Alabama.
Think Tank Smif needs to ease up on Alabama athletics
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