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Thursday, April 1, 2010

Lebron James is Unpatriotic


Lebron James said yesterday that he probably won't play for team USA in the world championships this summer. This news doesn't shock me at all. The reason why is isn't playing is even less shocking. He's going to be filming a movie. All he cares about is his fucking celebrity status. What ever happened to the phrase "ball is life" Lebron? You're the best basketball player in the world so go fucking dominate the world. I mean we're going to win anyway, but just merely winning doesn't cut for this xenophobe. I want team USA to shut out every JV country in the world every time they step on the floor. I want games to be called in the first quarter because of slaughter rule. That's how America is supposed to win basketball games. Lebron, you're better than everyone in the world, but that doesn't give you the right to blow off your team for fucking Hollywood. If you blow us off this summer then you're siding with Al Qaeda, the communists, and the Nazis. How does that make you feel?

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