The Masters is so pure that only God himself could have created it. I haven't been to Sunday school in a while, but I think Augusta National was created on the 3rd day, and the Masters was on the 5th. There are no impurities about the Masters. As I mentioned in a previous post, even the prices for food and drinks are fair and pure. Better yet, the price of everything, excluding tickets, is downright cheap. There is no sporting event in the world where you can take just 30 dollars and be able to park (free), eat ($1.50 sandwiches), drink ($1.00 for coffee, $1.50 soda, $2.75 beers), snack ($1.00 chips, peanuts, and candy), get a spectator guide and pairings sheet (free), and a hat($16) and still have a few bucks to spare. If you go to an NBA game with 30 bucks, you're gonna park, grab 2 beers and a bbq, try to get another beer, look in your wallet and realize you only have like 3 dollars left. Anyway, I'm so excited about this weekend. Greek Week and the Masters. The holy twosome.
I have some gambling advice for you if you're into getting rich while drinking and watching the Masters. Put it all on Tiger, and I mean everything. You're money, car, house, children, business, etc. I mentioned his arrogance and cockiness in the press conference. He was in rare form. You know what that means? He's hitting it awesome, and he knows he's going to win. My dark horse pick this week is Steve Marino. He's a ballstriking machine who makes birdies on the reg. He's off to a hot start today. Don't put money on him though because he's playing for 2nd. Getting 2nd this year might as well count as a victory.
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