Back with more live updates from the 2010 NFL Draft, the Cowboys and the Broncos have just made major moves to go after players in the late first Round. The Jerry Cowboys traded with the NE patriots to move to the 24th spot and grab Dez Bryant. Jerry passed on Randy Moss back in the day, and has regretted it ever since. With the uncertain contract situation of Miles Austin and the suckiness of Roy Williams, the Cowboys felt the need to go after a playmaker. Bryant is immensely talented, but very immature and is also a retard. How do you forget to bring your cleats to your pro day? 
The Cowboys move was somewhat expected, but the Broncos decision to trade back into the first and grab Tebow is unreal. There have been a ton rumors about Tebow moving up boards in the past couple weeks, but I still couldn't imagine a team going after him in the 1st round. Not sure what the Broncos gave up to get back into the 1st, but they must have been in love with Tebow. Very Bold move. Thank God I'm not watching TV right now, otherwise I'd have to suffer through another interview with Tebow praising all things holy and claiming divine intervention that he moved up to the 1st round. Might have driven me over the edge. More to come later.
Dez for Pres
ReplyDeleteI give it until week 5 before we get a Michael Phelps picture of Tebow. He is gonna be so depressed from riding the pine and no butt sex with his boyfriend Riley Cooper that he is gonna get caught puffing the dragon. What are the odds that once caught he changes his religion to Rastafari? -- CARL
ReplyDeletePS. Check out the Flow that Cooper has going on. He looks like Sunshine from Remember the Titans. Does he think this hair cut would help him get drafted? I think he grew it out so Timmy would have something to grab onto.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipk8TMtIaHA