Free Lesson On How to Deal with Mascots who Think They are the Shit

Dinger, the mascot for the Sacramento RiverCats sure is one smug son of a bitch for being a AAA mascot. Dinger is the clear favorite here over the big red blob Archie, of the Reno Aces. For 95% percent of this video he looks like Michael Flatley, Lord of the Dance out there. Got this contest in the bag for sure until he tries to pull the Moon Walk on the home teams dugout. Rookie mistake, Dinger. Archie, knowing what a showoff Dinger is, probably had that portion of the dugout greased up before the contest knowing that Dinger would try to get flashy. Well, Archie's plan works to perfection. Dinger goes sliding off the roof like an idiot into the Aces dugout where he probably took a few bats to his oversized skull. Archie even feigns concern for a second before turning to the crowd, full of pride fresh off his upset, and screams "ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!"