Brawls Set to Rock Music aka Indoor Pro Lacrosse's Attempt to Make Money

Here's the scenario. You've got some dudes who make less money than a teacher at a shitty private school trying to get some exposure. As soon as sticks are dropped, some face melting rock music starts blaring over the loudspeakers to get the fans, who only went because it's a sweet excuse to get shit housed, interested in the game. Then they begin the unrefereed fight to the death. Brawls like this are probably in these guys contracts which have to be written up in pencil on some notebook paper. It's called the brawl clause. "A players must participate in at least 6 fights over the course of the season. Failure to do so will result in a 10% pay cut." Yeah I made that up, but I wouldn't be surprised if that's part of their job description.