Brandon Marshall signed a four year 47.5 million dollar deal today with the Miami Dolphins. This deal is great for the Dolphins because Marshall is a dominant receiver who is guaranteed at least 10 yards after each catch, it's a great deal for him because he's getting paid 47.5 fucking million dollars to move from Denver to Miami and catch footballs. This deal teaches us an important life lesson. Crying/complaining on the reg and purposefully batting balls away in practice and punting them into the woods gets you 47.5 mil and a place on the beach. Write that down kids.
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