What? He'd Never Get on the Field

Jerry Jones' stock just went way up in my book. This is the best thing I've seen in weeks. It's a classic case of some less drunk dudes egging on the drunkest kid at the party who, in this case, is Jerriatric Jones. I see it every weekend. I do it every weekend. Sometimes, I'm the dude people are doing it to. Either way it's fucking hilarious. I guess Tim Tebow won't be donning the blue star next season. If he does, he definitely won't be taking any snaps.