How stupid can one person be? Last season, Oregon quarterback Jeremiah Masoli emerged as a future star. He was even being considered as a Heisman candidate for the 2010-2011 season. That is until he decided to get together with running back LaMichael James and place kicker Rob Beard (haha) and steal 2 laptops and a guitar from the SAE house. This stuff seems to happen all the time with college athletes. All these guys have to do is coast for 2-4 years without getting in trouble with the law and they go to the pros and make millions. Doesn't seem that hard right? I mean all he had to do was play one more season, go to the NFL, and fucking buy a laptop. Or 100 laptops. It doesn't matter he'd be a millionaire. The only bright spot in this is that they obviously weren't looking to sell them. Masoli and James probably just wanted laptops and figured rich white dudes had awesome ones. Maybe even a Mac or something. I think Rob Beard tagged along because he was looking for a new axe so he could work on a music career because football wasn't working out.
PS, here's axe man Rob Beard
I would have given him my Laptop for just 1.5% of what he will make next year. IDUT --- CARL
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