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Sunday, March 28, 2010

Gil is Still the King of DC


Washington DC is ridden with retards making bad decisions left, right, up, and down. You have athletes like Albert Haynesworth, DeAngelo Hall, Clinton Portis, Alexander Ovechkin, Gil, Javaris Crittenton, Andray Blatche, and countless others making the city look like a breeding ground for selfish idiots. Then there are the front office idiots who are running DC sports teams into the ground. Last but not least, we have certain idiots who are running this country into the ground, but I won't get into that. There aren't enough hours in the day for that post. On friday Gilbert Arenas had the biggest blowout victory over the justice system since OJ. Plaxico is rotting in jail while Gilbert is living it up in a halfway house for 30 days. He also got 400 hours of community service which is a joke. Do you know how many charities Gilbert has in DC? He can basically sit at his house and rack up community service hours. The judge did say that his service couldn't be basketball clinics. Ouch. Don't fuck with Robert E. Morin.I swear I got a tougher sentence for my speeding ticket. 25 hours of community service at Goodwill right after Christmas. Talk about getting fucked by a judge. It wasn't even reckless. Morin must be a Wiz season ticket holder because the day after the sentencing, team president Ernie Grunfeld said that Arenas will be a Wizard next year. Anyone want to bet that Morin cut a deal with Grunfeld for better seats next year? Not a big payout though because that's a fucking lock.

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