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Friday, January 29, 2010

New Defensive Scheme Could Pose an Issue for Fat Albert


The Washingon Post- There's been no further indication from the Redskins of what they'll do defensively next season under new coordinator Jim Haslett, but certainly speculation continues to center on a shift to a 3-4 defense. The most intriguing part of the switch for many will be Albert Haynesworth.


He's played his entire career in a 4-3 alignment and came to Washington with certain assurances; he felt he knew his role and knew what he was getting into with the Redskins.

Okay so writing about defensive schemes in football is about as bone dry as writing about sports can be , but as a Redskins fan, I feel it's important to see how the 100 million dollar man is doing. As it says above, the new defensive coordinator is bringing in a 3-4 defense blah blah blah. Does it really fucking matter? The 100,000,000 $$$ piece of fucking glass can't stay on the field long enough for that shit to affect him. When he is on the field just tell him to stand in the middle and run shit. We all know he "tweaks" his ankle every fucking game, and when we actually think he is healthy, we find out a minute before kickoff that he isn't even going to play. He's as talented as they get, but he whines and gets hurt...hmmm I recall another DC sports team signing a guy who whines and gets hurt to a 100 million dollar deal...Look what hes doing now. My guess is looking at one of his 500 guns trying to decide which one to shoot himself with.


PS, note to Albert: put on some fucking pink gloves or a pink armband or shoes or something. It was breast cancer awareness month. Even Cooley was wearing them. Maybe God hurt you that game...Dick

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