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Tuesday, January 26, 2010

Betting on NBA Games "WARNING! for idiots only"


So my friend and I decided to finally man up and graduate from Centsports and throw some real money around on Sportsbook. Cause after all, isn't that what being in college is all about? Becoming a man? Well like a couple savvy gambling men we started off semi safe betting on some college masterlock games and turned our 20 dollars into 40 the first night. Riding high off our JV wins we decided to get a little more risky the next night. By getting risky I mean betting on an ACC game and.....the NBA. We didn't realize the danger until we got sucked in with a money pick of the Mavs +4 to Celts at the Garden. $$$$. The rest of the night didn't go as well, but we caught the NBA virus. We had 50 real tangible dollars in our legit sportsbook bank account. This was last Wednesday. Fast forward to Friday morning and we have 5 dollars and we're strung out like that that family man in on a business trip in vegas who just lost his house and one of his sons to the Bellagio. anyway, if I deposit another 20 then dad might start asking questions. solution? start selling shit on ebay. I sold my soul when I made that account and deposited 20 dollars that I didn't even earn into a betting website.

Moral of the story is unless you're in cahoots with whoever Donaghy passed the torch to or you have a whole lot of nice shit to sell on ebay, stay the fuck away from betting on the NBA.

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