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Monday, March 29, 2010

Yeah Bro!


You know what I hate the most about brahs like this? They have somehow become the stereotype for an American college guy. What a fucking disgrace. There's this Irish dude on my golf team who came America for the first time ever back in August. He said he was shocked at what we looked like because he had only seen movies about colleges here, and faggots like this play the "cool" college kids who get fucked up. No, these are the dudes who drink 1 Four Loko and a few Beasts and pass out at 11:30. Apparently these guys were baseball recruits for ECU who stole a beer truck, got caught, and lost their scholarships. I guarantee you they're still living off that story. These are guys who stand outside the party and make comments to people walking by until someone says something back and all three jump him. Sounds like a fun night. The only way that doing that would be cool is if they would say, "I only came here to do two things, kick some ass and drink some beer...Looks like we're almost outta beer." You can thank guys like this for getting every apartment party shut down at 11.

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