I think the time has come for the Washington Wizards (my team) to find some odd loophole in the whole NBA salary system and somehow dump EVERYONE and bring in the Dakota Wizards of the NBDL. Just sign them all to minimum deals. They'd be fucking ecstatic. They have a winning record in the D-league, and brought how a trophy in '07. I could see them actually winning some games just out of sheer excitement and energy because their dreams are coming true. Then trade the ones with any value, keep a couple,dump the rest, draft John Wall or Evan Turner, and sign Bosh, Wade, AND Bron. I mean I'm sure that would be breaking a million rules and we might have to deal with just Bron and Bosh, but can you imagine it? John Wall, Bron, Wade, Bosh, and Connor Atchley (from the D-league) with stars in his eyes? The Wizards would be on TV so much they'd get airtime on TNT for practices. GET ME RAUL FERNANDEZ ON THE PHONE!
PS Wizards 103 Lakers 115 but who even looks at Wizards scores anymore. I bet you would if Connor Atchley and the boys from Dakota were playing the Bron and the Cavs. Big story on ESPN would be Bron to the Wiz? He was mingling with Obama before the game and was wearing a Nats hat when he left.
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