According to ESPN, the Redskins have signed Larry Johnson to a 3-year deal. Johnson marks the 4th free agent signing of the offseason for the Skins. So far the Skins have stayed quiet and signed relative unknowns to help fill holes. Johnson is without a doubt the splash of their free agent class so far.
As a fan, I fucking hate this signing. Even though he's only gonna be the #2 back, I still can't see how this makes sense. We already have a malcontent in the backfield, and now we just went out and added a huge douche to back him up. I was all for addressing the RB situation this offseason by adding a young, fast back through FA or the Draft to compliment aging Clinton Portis. I don't see how Johnson fits the teams needs right now. He's 30 years old, hasn't gone over 1000 yards since 2006 (1789 yds), hasn't played in more than 12 games since then as well, and to top it off he's a disgruntled, ignorant egomaniac that has no business being on the Redskins radar at this point in his career. I hate him, he's a punk bitch that had 2 good seasons and thought he was the shit. Johnson said he imagines he and Portis forming a combination like he did with Priest Holmes back in the day. What an absurd comment, dude must be smoking some good crack to believe that. This signing by Bruce Allen and Shanny is a real step out on a limb, and is something that has the potential to be a BOOM or BUST situation. If it works well then fuck me, right. At least they didn't give him a huge contract (3.5 mil for 3 yrs) like the past idiots running the team would have.
"Strip clubs are like regular clubs, but, you know, I haven't been in a strip club in... what, 2 years now, a year and a half, a year and uh, almost 3 years, whatever it is." --Pacman Jones interview talking about the incident he was involved in at the "scrip club" where a man was paralyzed. He goes on to say, "you know I live and I learn, I liked the scrip clubs"
Check out this video of the interview...hope you can decipher it.
PS- Pay attention to how James Brown leads into the convo, "What is it about strip clubs that you can't stay away?" What a stupid question James. If I had to guess, it's probably the booze, tits, and asses everywhere that keeps him coming back. A vicious cycle that no man can resist forever.
Reggie Williams was a dominant scorer for VMI. He led the NCAA in scoring twice. I was extremely worried that he would slip through the cracks in the D League and never get a shot. He was averaging like 30 points per game but wasn't getting any love from the NBA. It was getting annoying watching guys like Garrett Temple get called up who was averaging around 14 points 6 assists per game when Reggie was rotting in the D League throwing up 40 point games on the reg. Anyway, deranged coach Don Nelson and his group of crazies known as the Warrior's organization had a moment of sanity when a light bulb went off in their heads. Maybe this Williams guy can play. Well he has played in 5 games with the Warriors and is doing well when he gets minutes. Last night he scored 28 points and had 6 assists and just 1 turnover in 36 minutes of action. Let's see Sundiata Gaines do that. Gaines is so lucky he made that game winner because you can't cut a guy who sticks a fadeaway 3 pointer at the buzzer to beat the Cavs while he's on his 10 day contract. It doesn't matter how terrible he was before that shot and has been since. They're stuck with him. I swear if Reggie gets cut, the Warriors organization needs to be shipped off to Shutter Island.
Alright guys I know a lot of you may have seen this, but I'm hoping some of you haven't because the first time I saw it I was mesmerized. About two weeks ago I was sitting at the lunch table with a couple of my friends and mentioned this clip. I was surprised to hear that most of them had seen it too, but they said it was worthy for TheReg. We don't see shit like this in baseball anymore. I don't know who this guy thinks he is, but he must have some personal issues like thinking everyone is out to get him. His paranoia reminds me of that stoner in high school that sits in the back corner dead quiet staring at the map of Europe like it's the fucking Holy Grail. After ALMOST getting hit by the pitch, he manages to kick the catcher in the face and then take on the entire opposing team by himself. Nevertheless it makes for some great entertainment.
Nice haircut Ron. All that shit in his hair is supposed to mean "defense" in a couple languages. Its stuff like this that makes Ron Ron such a headache. I bet Kobe was furious when he saw this. Not only do the Lakers have to worry about their 3 game skid and their 5-8 record against division leaders, but now Ron is pulling a Dennis Rodman on them. Ron's been behaving well for too long now, and its really fucking with his head. You can tell he wants cut out the good behavior and start doing hood shit with his friends. Expect him to do something stupid in the near future. Don't know what its going to be yet, but Ron's going to get shithammered and do something to remind us all of what an idiot he is.
The Monsters of March are no more. New coach Mike Shannahan and a new GM, Bruce Allen have for the time being changed the way the Redskins operate. There is actually a ray of hope coming from Redskins Park this year instead of the continual fear that I have felt knowing the management was doing all it could to sink the ship further. For the past 10 years the Skins have opted to set the free agent market instead of sitting back and building through the draft. While this strategy has produced headlines and off-season excitement, it has brought nothing but embarrassment and pain for Skins fans, as we have watched our once proud franchise morph into a running joke.
The team made an unexpected move cutting 10 aging veterans last week. The uncapped year has been a godsend in that we have been able to get rid of the financially restricting contracts of past their prime players that the old regime somehow saw fit to reward with big deals. Hopefully, the Front Office's meticulous approach to free agency continues. On the other hand, this team does have a lot of holes that need to be filled soon in order to prevent another disaster in 2010. The offensive line has to be the number 1 priority this year. We ignored it last year, and went into the season with 5 backups who had never started an NFL game before. Three injuries to starters later, and you have the most pathetic excuse for an NFL line in the history of the game.
The team took a step in that direction yesterday, announcing the signing of G/T Artis Hicks yesterday. Hicks, an 8 year NFL vet, who recently played for the Vikings, can play 4 positions on the line, and will serve as a stopgap until the lineman we have to draft this year are ready. While this isn't some magic fix, it does reveal an actual plan, something that we never saw from past regimes. In going after versatile vets, and signing them to short contracts, it seems to me that the Skins will draft lineman with high picks this year. Having vets on the team with experience allows these kids to come in without pressure and learn before being thrown in the mix. In my opinion we have to spend at least 3 picks this year on offensive lineman, including the 4th overall pick if Russell Okung is available. Shannahan has a rep for finding lineman in the middle rounds who fit his zone blocking scheme. He needs to prove that this year. Anyone who thinks the QB is the real problem is a moron. Peyton Manning couldn't win behind the clowns we trot out there every week. JC may not be the end all answer, but I'm convinced he could win behind a solid line. In the coming weeks, look for the team to bring in veteran lineman who have experience at multiple spots on the line.
So far the team seems focused on improving its weaknesses. This can only be good. Also look for them to address the RB,DT, LB, and hopefully FS positions this off-season. Willie Parker has scheduled a visit in Ashburn on Monday, and don't forget about LT and Brian Westbrook out there as well. Larry Foote is on their radar screen as a MLB to team with Pro Bowler London Fletcher in the new 3-4 defense. They also need a DT with 3-4 experience because Fat Al is going to bitch all year if he is stuck eating blockers. Big Off-season for the Skins in many ways, lets see what they can do.
Here's the play-by-play: It's a nice cool night in Havana ladies and gentleman....Fidel finishes up his speech to rally his fellow Commies....takes a well deserved sip of water.....starts his walk to the finish line with the crowd applauding and..... Oh my God Johnny! Castro misses the last stair, I can't believe it, he missed the last stair! I DON'T BELIEVE...............WHAT I JUST SAW!
Chris Samuels joined the Skins as part of the 2000 draft class that included Lavar Arrington. Since then, he has been a staple at left tackle for the skins. Despite the rotating door of coaches, systems, and quarterbacks, Samuels has remained entrenched at left tackle for 10 years. A perennial Pro Bowler, Samuels has been one of the best, most consistent offensive tackles in the league the past decade. I would say had it not been for the likes of Jon Ogden and Walter Jones he would have been the best. Plus he wears a beastly neck roll. I wore a neck roll in high school to try and look like Samuels, not because I was afraid of neck injuries. Samuels is one of the good guys, and you hate seeing him forced to end his career because of injury. But if my spine was shrinking and the next hit could paralyze me I'd retire and sit on my $60 mill too.
PS- check out this video of Samuels laughing while Clinton Portis defends Mike Vick. Only stupid thing he's done in his career.
Doc Rivers is the idiut of the week for being a terrible judge of talent. The Celtics made a deal with the Knicks where a lot of players got moved. One of these guys was Bill Walker. I know the Celtics were thinking they were just dumping a guy with terrible knees who wouldn't get on the court unless it's in the D League, but he is for real. I've been saying it since he was at K-State with Beasley, he has star potential. He has a great midrange jumper and is decent from 3. Also, he has Vince Carter-like style when he dunks. Some people just know how to make a dunk look awesome without jumping 45 inches in the air. Bill Skywalker's got it down to a science. Back to Doc. How do you let a talent like this slip through the cracks? So what if he has a history of bad knee injuries. If he can still run and jump better than 95% of the NBA, is the perfect size for a shooting guard, can shoot, and is healthy, let him play! Mike D'Antoni lets him play, and he's averaging 21.5 points in the starting line up and is rocking the rim on the reg. Doc didn't like Walker's attitude. Did he think he was getting an upgrade in character by adding Nate Robinson? Idiut.
"I can be bought. If they paid me enough, I'd work for the klan." - Charles Barkley
Talk about doing anything for a buck huh? I don't want to speculate what job the klan would give him, but I guarantee you it wouldn't be something like treasurer or secretary.
Chet "the Rocket" Steadman is your classic aging pitcher who is past his glory days. Equipped with a bum arm and a mustache, Steadman sets out to be a mentor to young Henry. He was skeptical of the kids at first, but I mean who wouldn't feel threatened by a 12 year old who can throw it faster than fuck. The Rocket is more than just a great mentor for Henry. He is also a father figure in Henry's life. This guy is so selfless it's unbelievable. If I were an aging pitcher with an arm that could rip off the next time I threw it, and some little kid walked into the locker room and, with a voice squeak, says "Hi! I'm Henry Rowengartner! I'm the new pitcher!" I'd call a retirement press conference faster than you can say I. Queue the mid life crisis. So kudos to Chet for hanging in there.
PS, I'd nominate Chet Steadman for "Name of the Decade"
Fast forward the video to the 1 minute mark. The beginning is retarded
With their win last night over the U, North Carolina became the 2nd team in the history of college basketball to reach 2000 wins. This season as a whole may have been a HUGE disappointment, but this milestone goes beyond one bad season. As if the heels needed to add more to their resume as one of the greatest programs in college sports. Kentucky reached the 2000 mark earlier this season, but Sports Jesus did his homework. Kentucky has had a basketball program for 7 more years than Carolina. Boom. Duke has 1852 wins in 4 more seasons than the Tar Heels. UNC's overall winning percentage is like .730. UK and Duke are sitting at a JV .690. In the spirit of this extremely rare and dominant milestone, I've decided to collaborate with some of my Tar Heel friends to compile a top five list of the greatest moments in the history of Carolina basketball so enjoy.
5. Wayne's World In 2008 Wayne Ellington hit a shot that broke every Clemson fan's heart. Now there have been plenty of awesome buzzer beaters in Carolina basketball history, but I chose this one because it was at Clemson, in overtime, we were down 1, and the reactions were priceless. I also love this play because you know as soon as David Potter missed that steal, every single Clemson fan alive or dead said "Ohhhh fuck." You also have to love the whole Carolina bench hunched over locking arms in anticipation of the shot. College basketball at its finest. The funny part about the video is Roy Williams' reaction. You know he wanted jump up and down screaming then point at Oliver Purnell and say, "maybe next year chump," but he kept it classy and did the classic single clap, then he turned to Holliday for a low profile fist pound. Awesome.
4. The Celebration
In the 2008 ACC tournament, Tyler Hansbrough hit a game winner against Virginia Tech. I love this play because it was just so classic Tyler. He seeked out that rebound like fucking mad man as always then he stuck a dagger in Seth Greenberg's heart. What people don't realize about this shot is the fact that he got fouled. Hard. The video quality isn't great so you can't see it very well, but #10 karate chopped the shit out of Tyler's right arm when he went up for the shot. You can't even notice because he's like 50 times stronger than that guy, but if it were anyone else they wouldn't have even gotten the shot up. Now a game winning 15 footer when the game was tied may not seem like a top 5 moment in Carolina basketball history, but the 3 seconds following the shot puts this moment securely at the number 4 spot. Have you ever seen a more raw and just flat out victorious celebration? I guarantee you he has no recollection of what he did. A highstepping, maniac punching the air is what you get when a crazy person gets a rush of adrenaline. What if people were in his path? The headline would have read "Five Dead and Two Wounded as Crazed Maniac Reacts to Game Winning Shot"
3. Marvelous Marvin
Back in 2005, Marvin Williams hit a ridiculous game winner against Duke. This shot alone is in the top 5, but it made number 3 because Carolina was down 9 with 3 minutes to play. Also, for a freshmen to hit this shot, get fouled, then step up to the stripe like he fucking owned the place and nail the free throw is incredible. This shot is near and dear to my heart because I was there. My hearing hasn't been the same since. I think I high fived 15 people sitting near me. I was so close to jumping off the second level and rushing the court before the game was over. Just look at the crowd and the team when that shot goes in.
2. Not So Fab 5
The 1993 national championship game between Carolina and Michigan will live forever as one of the most famous endings to a game in basketball history. Both teams had been battling all game, but with 18 seconds left on the clock, Chris Webber was possessed by the aliens from Space Jam causing him to make 3 and a half critical basketball errors in about 10 seconds. First, he clearly walked. I mean come on ref. It was one of the most obvious walks I've ever seen. Second, he decides to take it up the court himself instead of giving it to a guard. Third (this is the half) he may have walked again right before he called time out. Maybe I should give him the benefit of the doubt because he fucked up so bad. Just kidding, yeah he walked. Ref! Finally, he made the most famous mistake in the history of college basketball. Down 2 with only seconds left, Webber decides he wants to call a time out to talk it over and draw up a last second play. Uhhh, Chris. Basketball 101 dude. You're not aloud to call time out when you don't have any left. It's an automatic tech. Long story short, C-Webb blew it worse than Bill Buckner in game 6 of the 86' World Series, and Carolina won the championship.
1. Jordan.
In the 1982 national championship game, freshmen Michael Jordan hit the game winning shot against Patrick Ewing and the Georgetown Hoyas. There's not much else to say about that. What were the chances of him missing that shot? What are the chances of me dunking? I'm talking about beyond mega millions odds.
PS, I wonder who was on suicide watch in Fred Brown's room that night. His face is in the dictionary under the word oops.
Well there you have it. The longest post in blogging history.
Readers,
I want to apologize for the JVness of the website over the last few days. I was too busy shooting fucking 82 85 in the snow in a college golf tournament. I was just too pissed off to even try to write anything. Tiny and Slam were out of town as well so there so no one was manning the site. We're sorry, and we'll be back on the varsity team this week. Please continue to spread the word about the site.
A lot can be said about Ron Artest and his issues on and off the court, but no one could ever criticize his defense. He somehow finds a way to channel his severe mental issues and be an absolute lockdown defender. Everyone knows he's fucking weird and crazy, but he's able to be weird and crazy on the basketball without killing people (minus the Malice at the Palace in 2004). In his last 5 games his opponents, who are usually the other team's best scorer, are averaging just 14 points. Ron is averaging 3 steals in that stretch, but that doesn't even do his defense justice. You have to watch a Laker game really close to see exactly what he does. Averaging 3 steals a game is impressive, but I bet he causes at least 7 turnovers per game. He his constantly poking and prodding and annoying the shit out of his man with crafty techniques like face guarding and stepping on feet. He's the most active defender in the game and in his last 5 games he has averaged only 1.4 fouls. Last night Danny Granger, one of the highest volume shooters in the league, only got 9 shots off and made 2 of them. He also turned it over 4 times which is a whole lot for shooters like him. We can laugh all we want at Ron's quotes, pictures, arrests, rap albums, pre and mid game drinking, and just the way he lives his life in general, but you know he keeps guys up at night when they're about to play the Lakers. I mean I wouldn't want to get within 500 yards of the guy, and they have to be shadowed by him for 48 minutes. I'm tempted to file for a restraining order, and he's across the country, and I've never met him. You can never be too careful.
"I ain't an athlete lady, I'm a baseball player" - John Kruk
Professional baseball is amazing. MLB is the only sport in the world where you can make millions of dollars pretending to be an athlete. John Kruk is the perfect example of this. Just look at the guy. Many people will argue that baseballs players are exceptional athletes, and there are without a doubt great athletes who play the game. But don't let them convince you its a universal truth because guys like Kruk, David Wells, and even Babe Ruth have proved that you can eat and drink all the time and still be a successful baseball player. Kruk somehow managed to become a 4-time All-Star and batted .300 for his career. He ended his career in a pretty unique, awesome way too. After hitting a single against Baltimore in 1995 in the first inning he simply walked out of the dugout, showered, met his family, and left the stadium never to play again.
I talk a lot of shit about Larry Drew II on this website. I think he is the sole reason we have lost so many games this season. Even when he had a decent game (10 points 8 assists 3 TOs) and the Heels beat Wake, he still did everything in his power to lose it. He went 4-12 from the charity stripe, and most of his attempts came in the last 3 minutes. When Roy starts screaming at you and showing you proper form from the sidelines, there's an issue. Anyway apparently he's thinking about leaving UNC and going to the West Coast. He knows he'll be right back on the bench next year with 5 star point guard Kendall Marshall coming in. I thought I'd be excited to hear about Larry leaving, but I'm realizing that I'd be happy for Larry the starting PG to get the fuck out, but Larry the backup PG can and should stick around. He's not a pro prospect. Winning a 2nd national championship in 3 years will do a lot more for his career than playing for any other team. Don't be selfish Larry Drew Two.
To follow up Slams' American Gladiator post I figured I would post my favorite American Gladiators highlight of all time. Prepare to witness pure, unadulterated athleticism. Reminds me of my glory days.
Malibu from American Gladiators has got to be the most exciting Gladiators ever (sorry Maximus Decimus Meridius). His blonde hair, muscular frame, and surfer persona have people running and screaming like the Japs just saw Godzilla. Prior to joining American Gladiators Malibu toured the professional racquetball circuit for three years. Jesus Christ, imagine playing racquetball against this beast I'm sure he only won based on pure intimidation. He is also trained in Karate(Quite the pedigree I would say). I would like to see Malibu take on Jersey Shore Guido Ronnie in a cage match and I guarantee Ronnie wouldn't be running around screaming "ONE SHOT, ONE SHOT!" after the battle. This has got to be one of the funniest clips I've ever seen along with George Brett's shitting his pants epic. "I took....the most...excellent hit...of my life"
"If someone saw me in the shower, they'd never think I was on the juice." -- Jason Schmidt
I can imagine the interviewer in this situation having the most awkward look on his face and Schmidt rocking one of those sly smiles where he knows he just answered that steroid question brilliantly. Even Jose "Woodward and Bernstein" Canseco would have to be impressed with Schmidt's response. Well maybe not. Fucking A I hate Canseco...
This might rival the Josh Smith Block in his highlight video I posted for most athletic thing ever done by a human being, although I'm not entirely convinced that Shannon Brown is human. This is the last one I'll put up because everything else will just look JV after this.
J-Smooth is one of the most underrated players in the NBA. Everyone knows he was actually a prototype rocket ship developed by NASA, but he had an attitude problem, so they sent him to the NBA. He can literally jump to infinity and beyond. He's always been labeled a dunking, shot-blocking virus who just can't grow up. Well over the off-season, he grew up. He's averaging almost 16 points 9 rebounds 2 blocks and 4 assists per game. In the month of February, he's averaging over 18 points 9.4 rebounds and over 5 assists per game. He is also shooting over 50% from the field for the first time in his career. With the exception of Tim Duncan, I'd say J-Smooth is the best passing power forward in the NBA. Perhaps the best thing he did this off-season was realize that he can't throw a basketball into the Atlantic Ocean from beyond the 3 point line. He has only attempting 6 three pointers all year, and they have all been at the end of the shot clock or a quarter. Up until this season, he has averaged 94 three point attempts per year. He's taking smart shots, he isn't taking plays off, and his picture is still in the dictionary next to the words block, swat, dispatch, and athlete. Josh Smith not making the all star team this year was almost as big a snub as Ty Lawson not making the Rookie team. Almost.
watch the entire video..best highlight mix I've ever seen. No one in the history of basketball can take off from that far away, cock it back so his arm is like parallel to the ground, then throw it down hard as shit. All done in game, in traffic, and on the fucking reg.
PS, The block at 38 seconds might be the single most athletic thing a human being has ever done.
It makes me sick to watch football players talk shit after every SINGLE tackle. It's even worse when they talk shit after making a tackle when the guy gets a first down. Enter Laron Landry. I don't think he understands that making a tackle is his job and he doesn't need to celebrate it like he just fucked Brooklyn Decker. Landry thinks that he is God's gift to earth when in reality, he hasn't lived up to the hype. The Skins signed him out of LSU to a 5 year $41 Million contract. I'll admit Landry is a big hitter and can change the momemtum of the game with one hit, but it seems that if he can't do that he will just give up on the play. Landry had to of injected some of those steroids into his lips because no person could do that much shit talking without their mouth going numb by the second half. Now I know I'm not even close to the having the same knowledge about Landry and the Skins as my collegues, but Landry would piss me off if he were on any team (Not to mention this is reaction to Tiny's shit talking about A-Rod).
Luckily we have Brandon Jacobs to put Landry in his place
Former NBA player Jayson Williams is finally going to jail 8 years after killing a limo driver. Williams was showing some friends his gun collection when a double barrel shotgun he was holding accidentally went off, hitting the driver, and subsequently killing him. He then convinced everyone in the room to lie for him in an attempt to cover it up.
What a load of shit. How does it take 8 years to put someone in jail for manslaughter, especially after trying to cover it up? This guy has been dodging jail time like liberal hippies dodged the draft during Nam. You would think that any person lucky enough to escape jail this long after killing someone would try to be a decent person. Jayson Williams is no such man. Since his initial arrest and trial for manslaughter he has had a few more run-ins with the law. In 2009 he got tasered by NYC police in a hotel room for being drunk and causing a scene. Not even a month later he was charged with assault in Raliegh for punching some dude in the face outside a bar. Finally, to top it all off he was arrested last month for DUI. If things weren't bad enough legally, his wife just divorced him too. Talk about shitty luck. So after 8 years of typical scheming by his lawyers the man has finally been sentenced to 5 years in jail. Miraculously, Williams will only serve about 18 months of his sentence. How is it possible that guys like Williams and Dante Stallworth only serve months for killing people and guys like Plax serve years for shooting themselves? I think its pathetic, and I've got no sympathy for this scumbag.
With a 2-0 win over Switzerland, Team USA moves into the semifinals of the Olympic Hockey Tournament. This is the most excited I've been about hockey since Adam Banks and Charlie Conway led the Team USA Ducks against Iceland in D-2. No matter what happens the rest of the tournament, USA has a shot at a medal.
From what I can tell, this was a pretty dominating performance by the U.S. We out shot Switzerland 44-19. Thats absurd. Whats even worse is that they led in shots 32-8 after two periods. How do you only get off 8 shots in 40 minutes of hockey. Everyone knows that the US only win because of Ryan Miller. The Swiss didn't even make Miller win the game for us, he probably made tougher saves in warmups. Pathetic. Maybe if the Swiss actually fought a war once or twice they would know how to win at sports. But alas, they are pacifist fags and couldn't stand up to the vicious blitzkrieg that is Team USA Hockey. By beating Europeans at their game, America is once again proving its dominance over the rest of the world. The only thing that can derail this train is if coach Ron Wilson goes and gets ice cream in the Olympic Village with the Russian or Canadian trainer. That would suck.
Imagine this video, but replace Gunner Stahl with Sidney Crosby, and Julie the Cat with Ryan Miller
So the Carolina vs. Florida State game has the 7 pm eastern standard primetime slot on ESPN tonight. As people know, I'm an enormous fan of the Heels, but come on ESPN. Enough is enough. It's starting to seem like they get some sick pleasure out of showing Carolina lose on national TV. We all know they suck, so stop fucking showing them because I don't want to watch, but my powder blue blood won't let me ignore the game. If you have to show an ACC game, show BC and Virginia Tech thug around and get physical. That's way more entertaining than watching the Heels lose. It's fucking old news. But ESPN is all about old news like when they aired the mascot eating the cheerleader like 3 hours after an amateur blog posted it.
"Therapy is a good thing ... it can be therapeutic." -A-Rod
I can't stand the Yankees, and I really can't stand A-Rod. The guy is a douche and a cheater. Can't really hold cheater against him though because everyone cheats in baseball, so were stuck with just douche.
One of A-Rods biggest knocks has been that he hasn't been able to come through in clutch time. I used to believe this until I actually went back and looked through his numbers, but only once in the past 5 seasons has he batted below .300 from August- October. That was in 2008 when the Yanks sucked and missed the playoffs despite spending $ out their ass. It also doesn't hurt that he averages like 10 bombs and like 25 RBI's during those months either. Makes me hate him even more that one of his biggest criticisms isn't even true. Maybe that therapy is the key..too bad he couldn't hack it on his own.
