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Wednesday, January 27, 2010

Lawson Snubbed from the Rook Soph Game?



Lawson gets snubbed
Fuck this noise about Ty not getting a spot because there are 5 other guards. Hall of fucking Fame coach Jerry Sloan, when asked what he was most worried about before the Jazz played the Nuggets, gave a simple answer, "Ty Lawson." The rookie backup point guard? He wasn't worried about Carmelo scoring an easy 40, Billups runnin shit with 20 points 10 assists, J.R. Smith making it rain, the Chris "the birdman" Anderson's hair and neck tattoos, or Kenyon Martin murdering Kyle Korver. He was worried about Ty. Let him play he's more exciting to watch than James Harden, Jonas Jerekbo, and Taj Gibson being all fundamental. The only forward I would want to watch broke his kneecap before the season started. I guess DeJuan Blair is okay because he has a monopoly on rebounds, and I respect the guy who's gonna pull down 25 rebs in the Rook Soph game. Make it an all guards team! No one gives a fuck who wins the score is deleted from history 5 minutes after the game is over.

PS, Hansbrough could make a case too if he ever gets over his month long inner ear infection or whatever. I be he has more double doubles than Taj Gibson in a third of the games.


PPS, how pissed does Ty look that the photographer made him take a picture with just him and Tyler?

2 comments:

  1. Psycho-T's had looks like it would if Walker "The Great One" Francis attempted to don one of those suckers -- hat too small, head too big

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  2. It looks like Ty wants to rip the trophy from Tyler and be like CHILL stop taking all the glory.

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